Chavette loveliness!

We have all been transformed into Laird and Ladies so now what? Time to join the real leading class in this country the CHAV!

Do you have friends that are secret chavs? Well you can ignite their true chavness with this complete Chavette Pack. This Pack will be all you need to get you on your way to become a true Chav. It will guide, support and school you in all features Chav. Once schooled in the world of the Chav and dressed Chav-ly? you will fit in with any Chav crowd (hopefully without them smelling a faux Chav in the area!)

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em!

Pack contents:

• Personalised ASBO registration card - complete to receive ASBO of your choice
• Chav Jewellery – massive hoop earrings
• Chav Tattoo – Tramp stamp for lower back
• Chav my Ride poster
• Chav Couture poster
• Chav test
• Little Book of Chavs

Size:

• Dimensions: 35 x 24 x 0.2cm
• Weight: 250g

- R.K.