Bite My Shiny Metal Catchphrase…
Futurama is one of the most quotable shows out there, and everybody loves a good quote, don’t they? We’ve pulled together some of our favourites from across the series – think we’ve missed any good ones? Let us know via Facebook, Instagram or Twitter!
Amy: Wow! Sporty go-cart, Leela! So hip and sexy. Not like you at all.
Zoidberg: A fancy dress gala? I’ll wear my formal shell.
Fry: When you look this good, you don’t have to know anything!
Dwight: “I heard beer makes you stupid!” Fry: “No I’m… Doesn’t!”
Bender: I’m so embarrassed. I wish everyone else was dead.
Fry: Ugh, it’s like a party in my mouth & everyone’s throwing up.
Bender: Hot diggity daffodil!
Kif Kroker: Excuse my language but I have had it with you ruffling my petticoats!
Hermes: Sweet llamas of the Bahamas!
Morbo: Windmills do not work that way!
Zoidberg: Woop-wo-wo-woop-woop!
Bender: Bite my shiny metal ass.
Leela: Men who call too much are the worst…I bet.
Zoidberg: Fry, it’s been years since medical school, so remind me. Disemboweling in your species, fatal or non-fatal?
Bender: Gimme your biggest, strongest, cheapest drink!
Professor Farnsworth: Some say I’m robbing the cradle but I say she’s robbing the grave!
Amy: It’s when women are polite to each other you know there’s a problem.
Zoidberg: I took the liberty of fertilizing your caviar.
Bender: You know what cheers me up? Other people’s misfortune.
Leela: Fry, remember when I told you to finish your stories one sentence earlier?
Fry: Wait, I’m having one of those things. You know a headache with pictures.
Bender: I don’t have emotions & sometimes that makes me very sad.
Amy: Finally, a uniform I’d be happy to be caught dead in!
Professor Farnsworth: I really ought to do something but I am already in my pyjamas.
Bender: Oh wait you’re serious. Let me laugh even harder
Zoidberg: Your music is bad & you should feel bad!
Bender: You’re a pimple on society’s ass and you’ll never amount to anything!
Bender: Afterlife? If I thought I had to live another life, I’d kill myself now!
Fry: Did everything just taste purple for a second?
Fry: Valentine’s Day is coming up? Oh Crap, I forgot to get a girlfriend again!
Zoidberg: [devolved into a squid-like creature] Hooray! I’m a teenage heartthrob again!
Zapp Brannnigan: Dammit Kif, where’s the little umbrella? That’s what makes it a scotch on the rocks!
Professor Farnsworth: I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.
